On A Neck, On A Spit

I've got ties in Long Beach, Santa Fe, and Olympia. How the shit do you people keep finding me?

Photo reblogged from Meditations on the Ridiculosity of Romanticism

reluctantlyromantic:

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I’M MAKING A LANDING STRIP FOR YOUR FACE PLANE. WITH ITS CARGO OF KISSES.

I WORRY ABOUT YOU SOMETIMES.

DON’T WORRY, CAPTAIN. WE’LL GUIDE YOU IN. JUST CONTINUE ON YOUR CURRENT COURSE.

I MEAN IT. I LOVE YOU, BUT THERE’S A WIRE OR TWO LOOSE IN THAT BRAIN OF YOURS.

EVERYTHING’S LOOKING GREAT. REVERSE YOUR ENGINES. BRING IT IN NICE AND SLOW.

I swear someone must have listened in on one of our conversations.

I have a feeling I’m the one with the nonsensical cutesy metaphors.
- 6790
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