February 2010
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January 2010
186 posts
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There isn’t anyone anywhere that isn’t Seymour’s Fat Lady. Don’t you know that?...
– Zooey Glass
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J.D. Salinger Dies at 91: The Hermit Crab of... →
Ah man, rest in peace.
Perhaps my annual Franny and Zooey reread comes early this year…
Weigh Less, Pay Less: Whole Foods Offers Discount... →
Uhhhh…
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MOUSE PARTY! →
Seriously just click on it. This is… who made this animation? Is it meant for children? Is it meant for adults? Why have I never been invited to a mouse party?
NEED TORRENTING RECOMMENDATIONS
Best TV show of all time?
Sometimes I forget that there are straight people on Tumblr. And sometimes I forget that people use Tumblr as a personal blog for words.
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I always think its really strange when someone...
ladybambino:
for the following reasons:
1. In a fight between me and the average 12 year old girl, that bitch would win HANDS DOWN.
2. I cannot open peanut butter jars for you.
3. I cannot open peanut butter jars for myself.
4. I cannot open peanut butter jars ever.
5. Fucking peanut butter jars emasculate me.
I am cool with not being butch.
When I was younger (let’s not joke...
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FOAMSPRING MATTRESSES →
This thing is sitting around doing nothing for me. Say stuff. Lots of as much stuff as you wanna. Ask stuff too maybe.
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